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singlethread · 5 months ago

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I got coffee on my way home as a treat and it’s not even that good 😭😭😭😭

#like it’s drinkable #but not what I wanted

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a-room-of-my-own · 11 months ago

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I went to get some highlights and I’m not happy about them so I’m going to have to go to my regular hairdresser and tell her I cheated on the salon during my vacation 🥹

#i feel like a terrible husband #it was the heat of the moment I didn’t mean it #please can we fix this #anyway I said I wanted some natural sun kissed highlights #and I got the ones I had in 2004 #which is like fine #but not what I wanted #also I said I didn’t want a cold blond #so she did a patina #and now I look like Goldilocks #also she gave me fading roots #which again fine #but a bit too blunt #Elena will fix it ❤️

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madowperle · 1 year ago

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failed my cake btw :D

#no earl grey taste #did not rise so it doesn't look like a loaf cake #it taste like a good old plain cake which is not bad and it's not a dry cake at all which is good #but not what I wanted #mom said at least I tried and she'll buy more ingredients and utensils I might need

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just-french-me-up · 27 days ago

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'ao3 needs a like and dislike button'

what you need, my algorithm-rotten minded friend, is a grip

#ao3 #archive of our own #what.do.you.MEAN #how do these takes still find me #HOW #'but I only want to read the good stuff' THAT MEANS DIFFERENT THINGS TO DIFFERENT PEOPLE #THERE ARE HIDDEN GEMS YOU WONT EVEN FIND #also you know what you TRULY want? fics recs it's called fic recs but hey cant have that if you dont read THE FUCKING FICS first #imagine thinking fanworks are uniquely for your consumption and products to be ranked on a scale #ANYWAY it just boggles the mind

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boltlightning · 10 days ago

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not watching severance and succession means i log on the day after an episode and everyone is like SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP THEYRE SO INSANE FOR THIS and the image cited is a man in a suit standing still in an otherwise blank, fluorescently-lit hallway. i'm happy for you guys or sorry that happened

#ignore me #peace and love on the planet earth im genuinely glad the storytelling is so good it can evoke this response #containment breach #edit: sending this post to a farm upstate. guys if i wanted to know what the shows were about i would watch them #sorry but also oh my god

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tawnysoup · 2 months ago

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Found my fav Slay the Princess route recently. Dragon my beloved. Your horrifying beak mouth was an impossible-to-refuse lip syncing challenge 💖

Shoutouts to @blacktabbygames for making such a cool game!

#stp spoilers #slay the princess spoilers #stp dragon #stp the princess and the dragon #I FINISHED THIS LIKE 2 WEEKS AGO AND CONSISTENTLY FORGOT TO POST IT UNTIL I REMEMBERED JUST NOW LMAO FUCK #i made it for my showreel when i realised stp is full of good lines to lip sync to and ooohhhh what a fun challenge it was #and such a fun sketchy art style to emulate too. i dont think i quite nailed it but you have to take liberties when it's animation dont you #anyway this route makes me insane. getting to finally see ourself and finding out we're a SICK ASS GIANT DESTRUCTIVE CREATURE?!!!#the princess is so good at making me feel feeble and pathetic in this game. i had no idea. i am so so happy. this is gender euphoria #thank u my friend @rune-chaser for introducing me to this game bc it's so cool!!! and has made me cry more than once! yayyy!!!#stp #slay the princess #stp princess #stp the long quiet #my animations #my art #EDIT: changed the name in the desc from stp to slay the princess bc i want non stp players to know what the game is. shoulda done it sooner

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moonchild311 · 1 month ago

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"people who stay up at night are either insomniac or In love" people who stay up at night read gay fanfiction on AO3 what are you on about?

#source: my brain #i think you get what i want to say with this post cuz i cant seem to word it right #ao3 #lyra talks abt stuff :3 #fanfiction #fan fiction #fanfics #fanfic #ao3 fanfic #fanfic authors #fanfic meme #archiveofourown #archive of our own

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everoutoftouch · 11 months ago

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If you have Spotify reblog this and tag what your number one song on your “on repeat” playlist is.

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anistarrose · 5 days ago

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Disability is not a punishment, but I think the world would be genuinely improved if every person involved in writing or regulating ingredient labels was mysteriously inflicted with at least one food allergy falling under each of the following categories: "natural flavors," "modified food starch," "artificial flavors," "spices," and "color." Down with ingredient labels so vague that they defeat the entire fucking point.

#i'm sure there's categories i'm forgetting so please add on actually #but these are the ones that make me and family members want to tear our hair out #allergyposting #disability #ableism #my allergist & i mutually agreed i should get tested for an annatto allergy #which is what's used to make a lot of foods yellow/orange.#do you know what a lot of yellow and orange foods say on the label? “COLOR ADDED”

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eggdrawsthings · 3 months ago

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in all timelines, in all possibilities, only you...

#fellas is it gay to gently caress your partner's skin and put your foreheads tgt while you both disintegrating into nothingness 🥲#i want what they have aughhhh #jayvik #arcane #arcane season 2 #jayce talis #viktor arcane #arcane fanart #arcane season 2 spoilers #my art

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mobydyke · 4 months ago

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we need 15-20 episode seasons again these limited series have the worst pacing in the world and none of the character decisions hold any weight

#ace txt #arcane s2 is like. fine-good. but i want it to be GREAT and i think the director vision is suffering #i feel the same about tlovm #if u can't give a characters decisions any time to prove weight what's even the point

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vulpinesaint · 3 months ago

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quiz enjoyers! i am now inviting you to come create something in my workshop❕

#new bracken quiz just dropped!!#only took me like three hours actually. kind of impressive #for the way that i write quizzes. i will go 'let me write a piece of short fiction' and then expect to do it in one sitting #I DID IT TONIGHT THOUGH. almost 2000 words in the document. crazy shit #anyway um. what if i told you all that this one is normal for sure. nice normal regular quiz that will be nice to you #i won't pinky promise but you are free to believe me if you want <3 #uquiz #my uquizzes #my quizzes #uquiz quiz #uquizzes #uquiz link #quiz link #quizzes #quiz #is there a tag for fucked up narrative/poetry based quizzes. how do i get that to the target audience #^ guy who has been spending this whole time cultivating the target audience

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squidflavoredsoup · 6 months ago

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he just appeared in my house

wouldn’t let me go downstairs to eat

got upstairs won’t get out from under my bed

#what is this thing #why is it in my house #what does it want from me #if it bites will i get rabies #gravity falls #bill cipher #gravity falls bill cipher #book of bill #roomie cipher #squidflavoredsoup

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butchfalin · 1 year ago

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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again